12 Jan Man Charged With Battery For Breaking Wind
I wanted to revisit a story from a couple of years because….well, just because it was funny. A West Virginia man was charged with battery for passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer. The officer said the gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting and provoking nature. My guess would be that if this policy was consistently followed, half of Americans would be in jail. Here is the video of the news clip. I love how the anchor loses her composure during the announcement and never can recover:
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